Book
American housewife : stories
Call Number
- FICTION ELLI (OSH)
Edition
First edition.
Publication Information
New York : Doubleday, 2016.
Physical Description
188 pages ; 20 cm
Uniform Title
Summary
Meet the women of American Housewife: they wear lipstick, pearls, and sunscreen, even when it's cloudy. They casserole. They pinwheel. They pump the salad spinner like it's a CPR dummy. And then they kill a party crasher, carefully stepping around the body to pull cookies out of the oven. These twelve irresistible stories take us from a haunted prewar Manhattan apartment building to the set of a rigged reality television show, from the unique initiation ritual of a book club to the getaway car of a pageant princess on the lam, from the gallery opening of a tinfoil artist to the fitting room of a legendary lingerie shop. Vicious, fresh, and nutty as a poisoned Goo Goo Cluster,American Housewife is an uproarious, pointed commentary on womanhood. --Publisher
Contents
- What I do all day
- The wainscoting war
- Dumpster diving with the stars
- Southern lady code
- Hello! Welcome to the book club
- The fitter
- How to be a grown-ass lady
- How to be a patron of the arts
- Dead doormen
- Pageant protection
- Take it from cats
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