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The best of me

Call Number

  • 814 S447.6 (CEN, OSH)

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Edition

First edition.

Publication Information

New York : Little, Brown and Company, 2020.

Physical Description

ix, 388 pages ; 25 cm

Summary

"For more than twenty-five years, David Sedaris has been carving out a unique literary space, virtually creating his own genre. A Sedaris story may seem confessional, but is also highly attuned to the world outside. It opens our eyes to what is at absurd and moving about our daily existence. And it is almost impossible to read without laughing. Now, for the first time collected in one volume, the author brings us his funniest and most memorable work. In these stories, Sedaris shops for rare taxidermy, hitchhikes with a lady quadriplegic, and spits a lozenge into a fellow traveler's lap. He drowns a mouse in a bucket, struggles to say "give it to me" in five languages, and hand-feeds a carnivorous bird." -- Amazon.com

Contents

  • Glen's homophobia newsletter vol. 3, no. 2
  • Front row center with Thaddeus Bristol
  • Christmas means giving
  • Incomplete quad
  • Girl crazy
  • Card wired
  • How to spend the budget surplus
  • You can't kill the rooster
  • Me talk pretty one day
  • Jesus shaves
  • Dog days
  • Us and them
  • Let it snow
  • Ship shape
  • Girl next door
  • Repeat after me
  • Six to eight Black men
  • Possession
  • Nuit of the living dead
  • Solution to Saturday's puzzle
  • Understudy
  • Town and country
  • In the waiting room
  • Undecided
  • Cat and the baboon
  • Motherless bear
  • Faithful setter
  • Dentists without borders
  • Memory laps
  • Think differenter
  • Loggerheads
  • If I ruled the world
  • Easy, tiger
  • Laugh, kookaburra
  • Just a quick e-mail
  • Guy walks into a bar car
  • Standing by
  • Understanding understanding owls
  • Now we are five
  • House divided
  • Perfect fit
  • Leviathan
  • Modest proposal
  • Why aren't you laughing?
  • Spirit world
  • Unbuttoned.