Outside the box
Publication Information
New York : Margaret K. McElderry Books, [2014]
Physical Description
172 pages : illustrations ; 23 cm
Summary
A collection of over one hundred poems includes such amusing entries as "Balloonaphobia" and "Aliens Under My Bed."
Notes
Includes indexes.
Contents
- Welcome!
- Outside the box
- Great, big, fat, disgusting lie
- Sick day
- A tragic poem
- My lucky number
- The meaning of lucky
- Close shave ...
- Citizen of the month
- My pet robot
- Hide-and-sleep
- I (heart) salad
- Bubble trouble
- Stuck in my head ...
- Garage band
- Shower song
- Shhh ...
- Boogie man
- Werewolves
- Vampires
- Sheet!
- Alien under my bed
- Inside joke
- Professional liar
- Jonathon Allen Baker the liar
- The tattler
- My friend ... imaginary
- Thieves
- Man in the moon
- The dream weaver
- The gymnast
- Ick ... gross ... ew ...
- The fad
- Dorks and geeks
- Rain
- Leaves
- A lump of clay
- Oatmeal
- Shades of gray
- Sunrise
- Sand!
- Greekwich
- Laugh it up ...
- Please don't feed the bears
- Monkey business
- When naming crocodiles
- You're no lady!
- Sheep in wolves' clothing
- Oh, deer!
- Spider trap
- Bear bare feet
- Moose on the bus
- The thing about puppies ...
- Alan had a little frog
- Captain cluck
- Pigasus
- Stripeless zebra
- Definition of a unicorn
- Horaceopotamus
- T.P.
- Master wrapper
- Wishy-washy
- Suckers!
- Poor Pete
- Mistaken identity
- Brother's day
- A Halloween secret
- For Pete's sake!
- Oh, tree!
- The last gift
- The day after
- The law of gravity
- Flying low
- Kite flying
- Sledding (downhill)
- Sledding (uphill)
- The great gargantuan
- Water-slide-a-phobia
- Voices in my head
- Inside, outside, upside down
- The singer
- Gamer
- The problem with baking cookies
- Balloon-a-phobia
- Baby sis
- Autonomobile
- Why I avoid the kiddie pool
- Go to bed.