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Vertical Lines V – A Compilation of Sarxasm, Word Play, and Witticisms

Year

2025

Language

ENGLISH

Publication Information

Crest Publications Group

Summary

This book is a joke. Literally. Wait, no. It's actually many jokes... Joke after joke. If you like heady humor, this book is a must! You can even miss a lot and still be awed by the unexpected, rapid-fire plays on words, puns, sarcasm, wordsmithery, and linguistic mischief. If you're a snorter, a word of advice: do not read this in public. Five stars! A hilarious follow-up to Vertical Lines Books I, II. III and IV. In the fifth installment of this gut-busting series, get ready for another round ot laugh-out-loud one-liners that hit the mark every time. Packed with sharp wit, clever wordplay, and unexpected punchlines, this book delivers a fresh dose of humor that's perfect for fans of quick jokes and hilarious observations. Whether you're looking for a mood-boost or just a good laugh, this collection has something for everyone. Dive in and let the laughter continue -because in this series, the jokes just keep getting better!

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