Book
Would everybody please stop? : reflections on life and other bad ideas
Edition
First edition.
Publication Information
New York : Sarah Crichton Books, 2017.
Physical Description
x, 224 pages ; 22 cm
Uniform Title
Summary
"A collection of first-person essays and humor pieces about one woman's attempt to make sense of the baffling, humiliating, and extremely annoying world around her"--
Contents
- I'm awake
- Seconds
- Ask the answer lady
- Canonize me
- Me, flirting
- How to tie-dye
- Dream on, you motherfucking mother
- Would everybody please stop?
- An affair to remember
- When I meditate
- My gathas
- Nothing left to lose
- Tawk therapy
- I can't get that penis out of my mind
- It's about time
- Take my horse, please
- Faking it
- Can I borrow that?
- My gratitudes
- My new feminist cop show
- Scary stories for grown-ups
- L.L. Bean and me
- Hair today, gone tomorrow
- I have to go now
- The trouble with nature
- Speak, memory
- Can I have your errands?
- How to take Dad to the doctor
- What I saw at the movies
- What I've learned
- Salt and pepper
- Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct
- Falling
- Please don't invite me.