I hate everyone, except you

Author

Clinton Kelly

Call Number

• 921 K2963 (CEN)

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Edition

First Gallery Books hardcover edition.

Publication Information

New York : Gallery Books, 2017.

Physical Description

226 pages ; 22 cm

Summary

A collection of essays by the moderator of "The Chew" charts his journey from a misfit youth to an awkward adult, exploring his haphazard experiences with 1980s porn, New Jersey's premiere water parks, his sister's cheerleading endeavors, and a life-threatening mud bath.

Contents

• Kamikaze
• Brilliant ideas
• Auditions, the universe, and other whatnot
• Memorizing porn
• Turd in the punchbowl
• Freakin' fabulous, the sitcom
• The switch
• Clinton for president!
• You young, me restless
• Textbook penis
• Stockholm syndrome
• The way it went
• I'm waiting
• Your a psychopath
• Salad days
• Rich and famous
• Afterword.